The Author

I Vomit Words On Pages : It's a New Feature

Coming 9/17/25 : Incendiary

The fires didn't end the world. They just ended the illusion that it could be saved.

Whole cities fell in days. Flames swallowed streets, homes, and lives with nothing more than a hiss and a crackle. In the ashes, someone had to stay behind - to contain it, clean it, pretend it could be controlled.

We told ourselves the world still needed saving. That we could rebuild something from the ruins. But the fires weren't the real enemy.

It was the fear. The doubt. The slow, grinding realization that survival doesn't mean anything when there's nothing left worth surviving for.

Every day, the lines between right and wrong blur a little more. Orders get followed because it's easier than asking questions. We put out the flames, erase the evidence, and move on - until one day, there's nothing left to move toward.

In a world built on ash and silence, every step forward feels like sinking deeper into the ruins.

We fight to keep going.

We fight because we remember.

We fight to try and forget.

And somewhere out there, the fires are still burning.

Everyday Aburdities

Everyday Absurdities is a collection of short stories by author M. von Lindenberg. This book is bad, and it's not meant to make you happy. In fact, it would please the author to no end to know that you threw it in the trash after the introduction. If you manage to actually read this god-awful thing, you should seek psychiatric advice.

Note: there will be no mention of The Noodle Incident herein.

No One's Time

Grady Sachs lives quietly, deliberately, forgettably. He’s built a life out of staying invisible — drifting between jobs, blending into office kitchens, and avoiding any trace of who he used to be.

But when he’s arrested for crimes linked to a corrupt CEO, Grady is forced to face a deeper truth: this isn’t a case of mistaken identity. It’s a setup — centuries in the making.

As his world folds in, fragments begin to surface: names he doesn’t remember knowing. Faces he shouldn't recognize. A version of himself he thought he buried. And someone — or something — that never stopped watching.

No One’s Time is a psychological thriller about the horror of being remembered. And the cost of pretending you were ever someone else.